My new gadget arrived this morning.
"What is it Dad?" my son asked as I opened the three foot by three foot box, "A laptop or an desktop?".
"No son, it's just my free upgrade to the new Nokia" I replied.

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I got a horse racing App for my phone.
You've got to train the horse Android it.

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new car, 32-inch television, Iphone and Ipad - will make great presents for Christmas next year. cheers Susanna Reid

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I have a TV that picks up 6 channels.
Its extra-terrestrial.

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I thought I should let you all know that we've now changed the name of our band from 999MB to 1023MB.
Still haven't done a gig though.

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ie: is a good example of a bad browser.

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I have just tried to write on Christ's wall on Facebook but found his timeline doesn't go back 2000 years

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I've spent a fortune on iTunes.
Every time I plug my iPod into my laptop I get that synching feeling.

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I've had a rollercoaster of a year in 2010.
But I can't be bothered playing Theme Park Rollercoaster all over again in 2011.

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I lost my new phone last night after a heavy drinking session,its so hard to find as it is the world's smallest model,all im left with is a pounding headache and this constant ringing in my ears.

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