Timeline, putting your life in order, because you are incapable of doing it yourself.
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I had a dream in which my wife was involved in a car accident and tragically killed... i woke up in tears that morning...
...because i realized she wasn't actually dead.Submitted by: giorgiss
My daughter's headmaster keeps telling me what a naughty girl she is.
Personally, I'm the luckiest man on Sickipedia.Submitted by: giorgiss
LATEST NEWS IN : Wayne Rooney scores in Africa.
Last seen leaving the Nelson Mandela nursing home in Sun City.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know it is time to put your Dad in a care home when you need a guardrail at the top of the stairs every night.
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i always remember my first words as a child,
"dad" and "STOP"Submitted by: giorgiss
After watching Who Do You Think You Are I decided to trace my ancestors. I was able to trace my roots all the way back to my father.
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My wife and I've just celebrated our Golden Wedding Anniversary.
In all that time we've only ever had one argument.
It started about 50 years ago.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was complaining to my mate the other day, who's a Doctor, about a persistent whining sound in my head.
He suggested a divorce!Submitted by: giorgiss
My son is a terrible dresser.
Does a great bureau though, seriously, doesn't move an inch when you compose a letter on him.Submitted by: giorgiss
