I was explaining to my son that some children could take their parents to court and some couldn't.
After I told him he was one of the ones that couldn't,he asked,"why not daddy?"
"Because,I'll break your legs if you even try."I said.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife just gave birth to our first son after an arduous 23 hour labour.
Glad I wasn't paying her by the hour.Submitted by: giorgiss
