Your sister couldn't wrestle to save her life,
But we have all seen her box.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum and dad were always playing practical jokes on me when I was a kid. I can remember coming home from school once and they had moved house.
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Im a real family man
Im loyal to to all eight of my familes.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's inappropriate to tell parents how to raise their kids, unless they are Austrians.
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I told my family about this website...now none of them are speaking to me.
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My daughter barely speaks to me and I love it.
She looks great naked.Submitted by: giorgiss
I found out the other day that my Dad was an undercover journalist. That was news to me...
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Apart from the police, what's the only thing a black man will run away from?
RESPONSIBILITYSubmitted by: giorgiss
My wife just got a call from the bank saying her account is being used suspiciously. Apparently no transactions have taken place within the last ten minutes.
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Great. The wife's just told me she's invited her mother round this weekend. I know what that means, no footy or beers then.
I'll just have to go to the pub and kill 2 birds with one stone. But that can wait till I get back from the pub.Submitted by: giorgiss
