I prefer Friends to My Family...so that's why I got kicked out of the house.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I remember i once went to see my nan as a little boy.
The trainers with the lights in the heel were cool, but the spongebob dungarees didnt suit her.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife and kids said they wanted to experience the thrill of living in a caravan for the week.
So I've locked them all in the gas cupboard while I enjoy the house to myself.Submitted by: giorgiss
To most men getting married means spending the rest of their life with the one the love, to me it's just like getting your own personal chef.
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''Mum can i wear my mini skirt?
''no.''
''what about my make up?''
''no.''
''but im 17?!''
''I know John..''Submitted by: giorgiss
Mothers are always saying, how they hate their children growing up so fast and losing their innocence.
Why dont they adopt a Down Syndrome.
They stay at the mental age of a 5 years old all their life.
:-)Submitted by: giorgiss
My Sister works for the Electric board.
Do You want to meter.Submitted by: giorgiss
I came over a bit strange at work today, felt so disoriented I nearly fell off my ladder.
The mother in law must have had a dizzy spell.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today, I changed my name in my mum's phone to "God." I texted her saying your son deserves a nice car, money and a new phone. look on her face was brilliant
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife just threw lemonade all over me.
She's so spriteful.Submitted by: giorgiss
