I walked past a homeless man today and he shouted to me, 'Have you got a pound for a sandwich?'
I replied, 'Show me the sandwich and i'll give you a pound for it!'Submitted by: giorgiss
I spent a week working in the Salvation Army laundry.
I now know what they mean by 'skid row'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why don't you see many homeless black guys?
Would you smile if you were homeless and black?Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum used to say I'd never amount to anything.
If only she could see me now, with my very own bed in the homeless shelter.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a homeless guy sat in a doorway, holding his hand out. So I pulled some loose change out my pocket and handed him fifty pence. He pointed to a pound coin and said "Can I have that?"
I said, "Beggars can't be choosers mate."Submitted by: giorgiss
We've all been told to feel sorry for the homeless, but how can we when they have better Christmas lights than we do
Submitted by: giorgiss
I helped a homeless guy move house today.
I kicked his cardboard box out of my shop doorway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've decided to become a true humanitarian and support a shelter for the homeless in my neighborhood.
It'll keep the flies away from my house.Submitted by: giorgiss
Those Big Issue sellers need to move with the times.
Getting up early to sell magazines on the streets - why don't they use eBay from the comfort of their homes?
Then they'd have time for a bath and a shave too.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today I was in a really happy mood. I decided to go on my casual stroll around my area, you know? Breathe in the fresh air. But then I came across a tramp.
"Please Sir, can I have some money? My bank account has been hacked into and I've lost my house, car, bed and everything!"
So, me being generous, I gave him a 1000 cheque.
You should have seen the look on his face.Submitted by: giorgiss
