As it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French.
I'm always grateful for small Merci's.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got one more Big Issue to sell then I can go home.
Oh wait....Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless man caught me with a Jewish girl sitting on my face.
It made me feel sorry for him. At least I had a Ruth over my head.Submitted by: giorgiss
Homeless people-You woudn't be half as poor as you are if you didn't waste all your money on sharpies and cardboard.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I only date homeless girls.
They are absolutly filthy in bed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I painted a homeless guy who was asleep on a park bench tonight.
If he's still there tomorrow, I'll give him another coat.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.Submitted by: giorgiss
My parents were so proud of me when I told them I got a job working for a well known magazine in the sales department.
It just sounds so much better than 'Big Issue seller'Submitted by: giorgiss
Shelter have issued a press release to warn of how bad a harsh Winter can be for rough sleepers.
It's an absolute pack of lies; we're only 3 weeks into the cold-snap and already the number of homeless people has fallen dramatically.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking down the street, then a homeless man said to me, "Can you please spare me a sorry?"
I said, "What?"
He said, "I beg your pardon."Submitted by: giorgiss
