If you cant afford an Xbox or PS3 I've found a cheaper way you can entertain yourself.
Drop pennies in the middle of multiple homeless people.
same thing applies gary glitter, his mates, and a small child.
And Fat fighters and a cupcake.
Etheopians and food.

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Change is good...
...ask a tramp.

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Anyone else see the irony in tramps drinking Tenants?

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I've just been sniffing glue with all the local tramps.
We're out of our boxes!

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The best player in our football team is a tramp, he learned his skills on the street and has wonderful ability.
The only problem is he never turns up for home games.

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As I was walking through central London in the early hours of this morning, I kept seeing people sleeping in shop doorways and alleys.
I thought they would've been grateful when I woke them up to tell them that they had missed the royal wedding and it was time to go home, but if anything it just seemed to leave them feeling distressed.

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I got told by a tramp that I socialise too much.
I said 'you can't talk, you're out all the time'.

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People say that I'm not very charitable.
Usually the homeless after I punch them.

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I've just been arrested for feeding a wagon wheel to a homeless guy.
Apparently he got a splinter in his mouth.

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I walked up to a tramp holding out a fiver.
As he smiled at me, I said "Got any change?"

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