If you're homeless it may feel that the whole world is looking down on you.
But that's only because you're sitting on the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
Living rough in a cardboard box has it's advantages.
Whenever I take a bird back and nail them they usually don't like to stick around for cuddles.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is everyone making such a big issue out of homelessness?
Submitted by: giorgiss
A tramp came to me and said, "alright mate do you wanna buy some weed from me? I need to pay for a room tonight and it's top stuff."
I turned to him and said, "there's a cop there, say that to him and you'll be inside for a while."Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to like walking around insulting hobos.
But I got bored because it seemed like the insults never hit home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking down the road with my work colleagues when a homeless guy came up to me and asked, "Can you spare some coppers?"
"Yes", I replied,"Arrest that smelly tramp".Submitted by: giorgiss
A study shows that lots of time spent outdoors leads to better eyesight.
Which explains why you never see a homeless guy in Specsavers.Submitted by: giorgiss
Queues of people camped outside the Stadium of Light in Sunderland to get their hands on Take That tickets.
One local resident said it was the best standard of living she'd ever experienced.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love it when you're just strolling down the high-street, and someone offers you a freebie.
Like earlier, there was this funny looking geezer waving a hat full of 10p's at me, very nice of him.Submitted by: giorgiss
Thieves stole a charity box full of money from a Salvation Army worker.
Ironically, the money still went to the homeless.Submitted by: giorgiss
