"I've got a bone to pick with you"said the generous tramp.
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While walking through town a tramp asked "Any spare change mate?"
I replied "Yes, I've got over 170 in a bottle at home".Submitted by: giorgiss
Its said that opposites attract, which is true with me and my wife.
She likes to help homeless people back onto their feet, whilst I like to kick them to the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder how long it will be until Tramps accept Chip n Pin.
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I hate going to the club with homeless people. They don't have a roof to raise, which makes them horrible dancers.
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Alcohol hand rub confuses the homeless.
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All the tramps in sheffield are really shifty. I know they're selling something on street corners but every time I get close they either hide it under their jackets or run away. I can't see what the big issue is!
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I walked up to a tramp today and said, "If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?"
His eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give him one and told him to go buy a lottery ticket.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking past a tramp earlier, but ignored him as i was in a rush.
'How do you sleep at night?!' he shouted at me.
'In wonderful comfort thanks,' I said, 'how about you?'Submitted by: giorgiss
I would never work as a big issue seller, it's so badly paid, everyone who does it seems to end up homeless.
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