I never used to agree with arsonists setting fire to houses, until I became homeless.
Now I've started to warm to them.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ahh I love April fools day.
Although I prefer to call it "tease the homeless day"Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a poor old tramp in my local
supermarket, just looking at all the freshly
baked loafs of bread,
I approached him, put my arm round him
and said, "I'll help you out, which way did
you come in?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Walking down the street this morning, I came across 2 homeless guys kissing.
Disgusted, I told them to 'Get a room'.
The expression on their faces were priceless!Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend wants to be a bin man when he's older.
He's got rubbish aspirations.Submitted by: giorgiss
The trouble with the beggers on the street nowadays is that they just dont look the part. You know, if they just thought to put on a suit or cover up their stump i might send a little cash their way.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been down on my luck recently and ended up living in the windmill at a crazy golf course.
The owner keeps trying to move me, but I'm staying putt.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was disgusted as i watched a tramp take a Bigmac out of the bin and start to eat it.
But then he took the gherkin out.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a black homeless midget today. Seriously God, i mean bad luck is one thing but this is just overboard.
Submitted by: giorgiss
