I was at a Calvin Harris gig the other day and the announcer said "please, give a big london welcome to Calvin Harris!",
So i stuck my hand out and asked for spare changeSubmitted by: giorgiss
They say 'beggars can't be choosers'
I disagree, I gave a tramp a fiver yesterday and I'm pretty sure he choose to buy smack with it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the box office earlier,
Or as homeless people call it, the estate agents.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know why everyone complains about petrol being so dear at 1.40 a litre.
It's 15 for a litre of Vodka!Submitted by: giorgiss
You know when you've got a bad hangover when the 'Big Issue' bloke gives you a quid...........
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I have decided, I am not going to give money to homeless people anymore.
Instead I'm going to give them a housebrick as a first step toward owning their own home.Submitted by: giorgiss
As it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French.
I'm always grateful for small Merci's.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got one more Big Issue to sell then I can go home.
Oh wait....Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless man caught me with a Jewish girl sitting on my face.
It made me feel sorry for him. At least I had a Ruth over my head.Submitted by: giorgiss
Homeless people-You woudn't be half as poor as you are if you didn't waste all your money on sharpies and cardboard.
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