'Prevaricate' means that somebody gives false and incriminating information.
Ironically, prevaricate is an anagram of Patrice Evra.Submitted by: giorgiss
The definition of irony
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a book yesterday: "1001 Uses For Binary".
However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained nine.Submitted by: giorgiss
Wouldn't it be ironic if La Roux was shot dead in her living room?
Not so bulletproof now are you...Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone think it's ironic that the new Lynx Fever advert takes place in Mexico?
Submitted by: giorgiss
What happens in vegas.
Ends up on facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
Isn't it strange how some people don't live up to their name?
Mike England is from Wales.
Alan Brazil is from Scotland.
Ryan France is from England.
And Nicolas Cage isn't black..Submitted by: giorgiss
I ordered a book on the internet the other day called "How To Have Absolutely Nothing To Do With Your Neighbours".
Unfortunately, I was out when it was delivered.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last week I set my ringtone as Mr Lonely by Akon just to be ironic. Sadly, I haven't had the chance to hear it yet.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I never understood the concept of clamping.
You don't want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car's wheel to ensure they can't move.
Genius.Submitted by: giorgiss
