Irony: 10 inches of snow during a climate change summit.
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Isn't it funny that the saddest and loneliest people that you know seem to have the most Facebook friends?
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I do have initiative, I just need to be told when to use it.
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Someone told me to think of a joke about rebellion.
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Am I the only one who can't wait for the new 'why am I not impatient' book to come out.
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Isn't it ironic that the staff at my local BP garage got really irritated when some oil leaked out of my car onto their forecourt the other day?
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I saw a sign on my way into a pub last night: "NO CAPS".
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Daily Star: "Woman ends up in hospital with burns after she dropped a red hot iron on her knee.
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Procrastination day has been postponed.
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The guy who invented the tv remote died today. They found his body down the back of his sofa.
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