I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Isn't it ironic how when your mobile "Doesn't Work" in a certain area its called a "Black Spot"
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I don't know if you have seen it or not but there is an advert trying to inform us that fake medicine off the internet can harm us, and in the advert we see a guy pulling a dead mouse out his mouth and a voiceover saying:
"Rat Poison. One of the potential substances that can be found in counterfeit drugs"
Regardless of all the stupid inaccuracies in this advert, ONE came to my attention the fastest. Are they trying to suggest rat poison is made of dead rats?Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend tells me I should stop telling people useless information.
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When I got home last night the house was a mess, there was no tea made and my missus was lying on the settee.
"My feet are killing me" she moaned.
How I laughed at the irony as I kicked her to death.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw a Matrix sign on the motorway which read 'Distractions can cause accidents'
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My missus was cooking dinner and spilt gravy down the front of her blouse when she was tasting it.
She looked at her blouse and said, "Eee, I look like a pig!"
I now truly regret saying, "Yes you do darling, you're also covered in gravy!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm so indie, I want people to vote my joke down, because if it gets too popular I'll delete it and say it sold out.
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I always thought i had a good imagination...
but it turns out it was just my imaginationSubmitted by: giorgiss
