Checked out Wonga.com to see if they have an "Investors in People" logo. They don't, which I find ironic.
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The Met Office is taking its own advice by planning ahead for extreme weather.
It has issued a severe weather warning for the UK running from April to September next year.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like my tea nice and strong. Not for any other reason than I find it highly amusing asking for a double bagger at work.
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A Jew, a black man and an alcoholic walk into a bar.
The bar tender says, "What's this... a joke?"
When he was beaten up and mugged he realised that it wasn't a joke, it was a typical night out in Newcastle.Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do rudeboys keep their money?
Safe, innitSubmitted by: giorgiss
I just broke up with my girlfriend today. I couldn't handle all the attention she got for being so hot.
I had to put her out.Submitted by: giorgiss
Window shopping is what men do, when they want to buy windows.
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You're about as much use as the lid on a McFlurry.
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Just saw a bunch of blokes knocking ten bells out of some household waste as it rolled by on a conveyor belt.
It was a rubbish punch-line.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Ivory Coast asks for ICC probe
What do they think the International Cricket Council are going to do?Submitted by: giorgiss
