My wife left me because of my obession with Queen,
Another one bites the dust.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the point of BBC researchers, if I have to think of questions to ask them?
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After months being depressed, my doctor advised me to spend time with people that would be good for my self esteem.
I've just got the job of driving the Sunshine Bus.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Native American child walks to his Native American dad and asks him "Dad, why is my younger brother called Full Moon Rising?", where he replies, "That's because when I was making love to your mother, the moon was rising, so we called him that". The child then asks "And why is my sister called Sleeping Wolf?".
"That's because I was making love with your mother in a forest when we saw a wolf sleeping. Why are you asking these questions, Two Dogs Humping?"Submitted by: giorgiss
what did wayne rooney get on his final exam paper
dribbleSubmitted by: giorgiss
They say time is the best healer...
Try saying that to a chronophobicSubmitted by: giorgiss
The pub quiz last night was Run DMC themed and I didn't do very well.
Well it's like that, and that's the way it is.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in court the other day about divorcing my wife.
When the judge asked why i wanted to get a divorce,
apparently "I bought a dishwasher" wasn't good enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was selling polo shirts down the Market yesterday when some bloke came up to me and said " you got lacoste mate?"
I said, 15 quid each or 2 for 25.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm trying to think of the perfect oxymoron for a joke but i've drawn a blank.
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