Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl discussing some of life's important issues.
One goldfish says to the other, "Do you believe in God?"
"Of course, I do!" his pal says. "Who do you think changes the water?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate is really irritating- instead of facing his problems, he just hides from them.
His name is Wally.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a Scottish coat hanger attendant?
Angus Mecoatup.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just started my own online business.............
I steal washing!Submitted by: giorgiss
Intelligence agencies have learnt of a possible attack on the tiddlywinks world championships..........
Counter terrorist police have been put on stand by.Submitted by: giorgiss
A guy came up to me after a stand up gig I did.
He said, "Hey you stole my joke."
I said, "No I didn't..."
He said, "Yes you did, you stole my joke"
I said "Search me."
He did, and he found it. I guess the joke was on me.Submitted by: giorgiss
The cream I just had with my coffee wasn't as 'brill' as the tub said.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into a butchers today and said, "Is that a sheep's head in the window?"
He said, "No, it's a mirror."Submitted by: giorgiss
"Hey, do you want to hear a funny joke about cloakroom attendants?"
"No!"
"I'll get your coat.."Submitted by: giorgiss
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.Submitted by: giorgiss
