Some people think my legs look funny.
I should hope so, I do stand-up.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to be lazy, but that all changed when I stepped in a pool of glue
I've been working my socks off ever since.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sat next to this miserable, unhappy looking bloke on the bus when he said,
"One ring to rule them all."
"Is that from Lord of the Rings?" I interrupted.
"No," he replied "it's a general consensus of women's domination as a result of marriage."Submitted by: giorgiss
I hit an elderly lady with a tennis ball earlier.
I warned her what would happen if she kept refusing to give it back.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had a Job interview with G4S. It went rather well! They said I should hear back in september
Submitted by: giorgiss
I need to go and buy myself a new pair of trousers.
These ones are on their last legs.Submitted by: giorgiss
