Jokes in category: “joke”:

I got a blowup doll so i can ride in the car pull lane...
the fact that one thing might have lead to another is nether here nor there

Submitted by: giorgiss

After starting out great my relationship new girlfriend has really taken a turn for the worse.
Suddenly all I get from her is nagging.
It's all 'wondering eye' this and 'unfaithful' that
I swear she's sounding more and more like wife

Submitted by: giorgiss

In primary school I was taught that it was harder to put things up than to get them down.
The only conclusion I can come to is that the teacher had an erectile dysfunction.

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I decided to take the bus this morning.......... The driver left the keys in the ignition when he went to the toilet.

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What do you call a self - centred Indian?
An "attention Sikh-er"

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I've just sold my soul to the devil............ He particularly wanted the Stevie Wonder LP's that i put on ebay.

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"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying 'Aaaaaaa Ohhhhhhhh!'"
"That's brilliant David, now take your Ritilin and get back to bed."

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There are 37 things I hate in this world; jokes that don't make any logical sense.

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My nan used to say "If you eat the crusts of the bread it will make your hair go curly."
She wasn't wrong. I cannot for the life of me straighten my pubic hair.

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I've just invented an Internet service for tall people and giants.
It's called Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum.

Submitted by: giorgiss