Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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Did they ever find out who really let the dogs out?
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'Drunk, I'm home from the honey, I'm not pub.'
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My motto is: If you can't beat them, what's the point in becoming a teacher?
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I take my hat off to insecure bald men.
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The best advice on contraception a mother can give her daughter is simply to use her head.
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My football team is sponsored by Apple. So now there is an 'I' in team.
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Don't tell anyone I told you this, but I have heard my wife is going to leave me because I gossip too much.
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I wear the trousers in our relationship.
She tells me which ones to wear though.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do you know that my wife talks so much that when she goes on holiday she has to put suncream on her tongue!
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