Half a dozen
Because "six" is way too long.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
They forgot to mention morons.Submitted by: giorgiss
Religion is like the male nipple: it has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.
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Service is so slow at my local Chinese restaurant, I've just had an Autumn roll delivered.
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Apparently, baby powder + water does not equal baby.
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A large steak just drove past me.
That's rare.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I heard that 160 Indians had died in a crash I was surprised it was an aeroplane and not a Nissan Almera
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Wheelchair users and benefit cheats run in my family.
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
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The key to being funny is to say smart things stupidly... or was is it stupid things smartly? Whatever, it's not rocket surgery.
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