If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests?
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I got so excited in French lessons that sometimes "oui" would come out
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I always get interrupted whenever I'm playing the Air Harp in public by people asking why I've summoned them over.
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You're as pointless as the second window at McDonald's.
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When people ask me what my best qualities are, I always tell them my second best quality is being mysterious.
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Universal truth: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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If you really loved me you wouldn't accuse me of emotional blackmail
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A black guy came up to me at work earlier and said my coat was off the hook.
I felt rather trendy till I realised it had just fallen on the floor.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth?
Toll Gate Booth Paste.Submitted by: giorgiss
