Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm sick of all the Irish stereotypes.
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.Submitted by: giorgiss
This is not the greatest joke in the world, this is just a tribute
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A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.
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I was a whisker away from stealing an entire utensil set earlier.
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I have four problems in life: counting, remembering and counting.
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Moneywise im set for LIFE.
Provided I die next tuesday.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette- he only lost once.
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My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.
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All in all... it was a good orgy.
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