Deaf people are lip reading as we speak.
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Broken arms: Painful, but humerus
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What's the point of looking up the spelling of a word in the dictionary when you don't know how to spell it in the first place?
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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If there are any guitarists here who want to know the secret to making their instrument sound better, stay tuned.
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Never judge a book by its movie.
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And so, with a heavy heart, I explained to the wife that I've got too much iron in my blood.
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How do you stop an Ethiopian from drowning?
Steal his plane tickets.Submitted by: giorgiss
3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
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I should have never wished for better hindsight.
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