My girlfriend asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?" I said, "America."
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My wife is leaving me because my stories never make any sense.
And that's how I saved ChristmasSubmitted by: giorgiss
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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I used to see this girl across the road from me but she closes her curtains now!
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Bad actors have their work cut out.
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My wife and I are a fastidious couple.
I am fast and she is hideous.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke
said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"Submitted by: giorgiss
The all new kindle... because you need to carry 3500 books around
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Everybody has an ego. Mine's just bigger...
and better.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've heard that reincarnation is making a comeback
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