To be frank, you could talk about drugs to me all day.
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As a technophobe, I find Facebook too tricky for my liking.
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I was on my luxury yacht with my girlfriend the other week, looking at sharks swimming around us. She squealed oh my god there big would they eat me whole? I said no they would spit that bit out..!
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Put two and two together and you have a Siamese gang bang.
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You know music's bad when parodies are better than the original.
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I was going to learn what futile means, but now I think it's pointless.
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I had a game Inspired by Ant and Dec's Red or Black with the new pretty girl in my office today, it was called bed or sack.
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I've just got off the phone with the doctor, they say I have Multiple Sclerosis...
But he won't tell me how many.Submitted by: giorgiss
That's the last time I use the post office on a religious holiday, it was a stampede.
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Anybody that thinks these jokes about Steve Jobs are too soon obviously havn't been waiting for the iPhone 5.
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