French authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre..
It's just a painting of her.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you ask me, life is a carwash.
and I'm on a bicycle.Submitted by: giorgiss
Good old British mentality 'If it doesnt work - Hit it '
Im a Childless Widow nowSubmitted by: giorgiss
When a woman says "What?" it doesn't mean that she didnt hear you.
It means that she's giving you a chance to correct yourself.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's a big philosophical debate about when the foetus becomes viable. If you're Jewish, you're not considered viable until you've graduated from medical school
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've discovered the secret of life.
Breathing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Submitted by: giorgiss
You don't have to be rich to be my girl, you don't have to be cool to rule my world
with no particular size I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your........
Kitchen kept clean.Submitted by: giorgiss
what is up with all the ginger jokes on Sickipedia?
God already hates them, you don't have to make it worse.Submitted by: giorgiss
A copper pulled me over in my car today, for speeding.
'And what do you do for a living? Racing Driver?' he said, sarcastically.
'No..' I said, 'I'm a Philosopher'.
'Oh really. And where are you going?'
'Sorry officer, but no man knows his own destiny.' I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
