If only I had been born a lego brick.
I could have made something of my life.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was told today to treat everyday as if it was my last.
I've decided to treat everyday as if it was my first instead.
It's OK but it annoys my Mum a bit.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's simple: you're either in favour of false dichotomies, or you're a paedophile.
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Saw a woman in a short mini-skirt and tight top getting into a car today. On the back was a sign that read "Think Bike".
I thought to myself.... I'm way ahead of you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Give an homeless man a matchstick, and he can make bonfire and stay warm for a day.
Throw him into the fire, and he stays warm for the rest of his life.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you're not allowed to talk to strangers, how can you make any friends?
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I don't understand why skinny and fat are opposites. Surely if you're skinny it means you have lots of skin?
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Everybody's on death row, some just get to enjoy it more than others.
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I'm studying philosophy at the moment.
I'll never get through this book on Zeno.Submitted by: giorgiss
Everybody knows that actions speak louder than words... unless you're Stephen Hawking...
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