Modern philosophy:
The free of sin are those that give their phone to their partner without erasing anything.Submitted by: giorgiss
Amazingly, the balder i become the more head i get!
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I tested the proverb "The pen is mightier than the sword" earlier.
I found this is only true when the sword is very small, and the pen is very sharp.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between philosophers and great minds?
Philosophers like a think.Submitted by: giorgiss
Philosophy Degree
Here's a question to ponder: What's the sound of no hands clapping?
Your parents after you tell them they just spent 28,000 for nothing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just saw a German philosopher out buying fruit.
Pretty sure I've spotted a Nietzsche in the market.Submitted by: giorgiss
If God refuses to believe in other gods, does that make him an atheist?
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An infinite number of Chavs typing on an infinite amount of stolen computers, will eventually spell one of their names right.
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If two psychics read each other's minds, don't they read their own minds?
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They say nothing is certain,
How do they know?Submitted by: giorgiss
