Being a nihilist has brought so much meaning to my life.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why wash towels...aren't we clean when we use them?
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Aristotle said "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
...but I think he's wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
When people ask me if i'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask them, if their hurting hard or hardly hurting!
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I've set myself a target: By the end of the year I am going to become an optimist.
I doubt if I'll achieve it though.Submitted by: giorgiss
If someone says "You've changed"...they're wrong, the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you."
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If time flies when you're having fun.
Don't pessimists live longer than optimists?Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife went out for five minutes to talk to a delivery man.
She came back half an hour later and said "doesn't time fly when your talking?"
Not when your're talking to me it doesn't!Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend has just left me because of all the philosophical theories I believe.
Like I care. She doesn't exist anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
There is a saying...
"Anything can be a saying."Submitted by: giorgiss
