egger said: 'Where would we be without maps?'
answer: In the same place, we just wouldn't know where that place is.

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Here's a question for all the philosophers out there. If something is listed on page 2 of a google search, does it really exist?

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A lesson life has taught me:
Go for Gold
Settle for Silver

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I shouldn't question everything... should I?

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll probably wonder why you stopped him in the street to teach him how to fish.

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Having an arguement with a women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you!

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If a tree falls in the wood and no-one is there to hear it, is it funny if it falls on a deaf person?

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If a tree falls in a forest, but no one is there to hear it, will a squirrels insurance premium rise?

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whoever came up with 'common' sense was clearly a fan of irony and sarcasm.

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I seriously doubt the intelligence of the philosopher who came up with "What will be will be".
I'm going to go ahead right now and claim the following- "What has been, has been", "What won't be, won't be", and "What could have been, could have been.".

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