I'm wondering if I should see Schroedinger's new Broadway musical, Cats. The reviewers all say that until you see it, it's brilliant and horrible at the same time.
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I think, therefore I am... not a Daily Mail reader.
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When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong - or absolutely right.
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Whenever I split up from a woman I think, "I'll always have my memories".
And by memories I mean naked photographs of them.Submitted by: giorgiss
The rulers of the Ottoman Empire must have had plenty of places to put their feet up.
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Apparently when a professor asks you what came first, the chicken or the egg, suggesting 'IVF treatment' is neither clever nor funny.
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Life is like a midget, it's short and really sad.
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My father gave me some advice.
He said: "If you keep running away from the things you're bad at, you'll never be good at anything."
...Except runningSubmitted by: giorgiss
My philosophy professor stated that "The only certain thing in this world is that nothing is certain."
I've certainly tried to get my head around what he means.
But I'm still a bit uncertain.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just finished writing my new book. It's about existentialist philosophy and authentic existence, for five to nine year olds. It's a picture book called:
'Why is Wally'.Submitted by: giorgiss
