I threw a party for my friend after he got his first job as a postman, unfortunately he never arrived, turns out he turned up at the wrong address three days late...
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An Oxford University maths professor has been beaten to death by a colleague.
I bet he used a 2 by 4.Submitted by: giorgiss
My dad has knocked a few lads out in his day.
He was a general anesthetic specialist.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to work in a supermarket as the person who hands out free samples
But i was asked to leave after the cups of bleach incident...Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to be a rent boy until the bottom dropped out of the market
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Saw a game of football today between a load of Hospital Doctors v Admin Staff
I have to say some of the on field play was clinicalSubmitted by: giorgiss
In the United Kingdom it is illegal for the police to strike.
Well if they did.whose going to arrest themSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was fascinated to see that CCTV video of the police officer who threw a woman to the floor. I was expecially impressed by the way they managed to edit out the cooker, fridge and sink from the video.
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Got pulled over by a police woman today... didn't know the kitchen had a speed limit.
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I'm making a fortune teaching maths to "special needs" people.
They'll never realise that I grossly overcharge them and that their accounts are incorrect.
Not with the way I teach them maths, they won't.Submitted by: giorgiss
