It's good to know that the national budget is being spent wisely on designer gear for Riot Police.
Ive just seen two walk past with yellow CK helmetsSubmitted by: giorgiss
The police are on the look out for a subatomic particle that has broken the law, it was last seen breaking the speed of light.
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Man enters the doctors office and sits down. He says to the doctor "what is it doctor - you asked to see me?"
The doctor replies, "yeah I've got some news".
The man says, "what is it - you've already told me I've got chlamydia - how worse can it get?".
The doctor says, "no I gave you the wrong test results - you don't have chlamydia!".
"Oh my god that's great news, thank you doctor"
"Yes, but Some other patient has your test results - I need you to go and swap results with him" said the doctor.
The man replies, "I can't do that; that's awful, you want me to break the news to him, it's awful news to give someone".
The doctor replies, "No he'll be over the moon - he's got Aids".Submitted by: giorgiss
A Nottingham policeman's favourite snack - Hot Dogs
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My psychiatrist told me I have delusions of grandeur.
Which is strange because the Queen herself once told me the same thing.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just found out, that if you visit a Doctor's wife with a bag of apples.
You won't get disturbed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to see a psychiatrist about my multiple personality disorder.
He told me not to worry about it and just be myself.Submitted by: giorgiss
A big black man stopped me in the street and got me to empty my pockets.
... afterwards he said, "Sorry about that Sir, its just you fitted the description of the suspect perfectly".
I said, "That's alright officer".Submitted by: giorgiss
Cop to Pothead - Smoking Weed only gives you a false sense of security !
Pothead - "Yeah, just like the Cop Badge"Submitted by: giorgiss
Recently just met a lady who was a bomb disposal expert... She blew me away.
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