I was pulled over by the police yesterday
The cop asked if I had any marajuana in the vehicle
Apparently replying with "why, how much do you need?" is neither wise nor clever..........Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the doctor about my persistent laughter.
He gave me some pills but I was laughing so hard I spat them back out.
He frowned and said, 'You need to take them seriously for them to work.'Submitted by: giorgiss
Respect to all those who risk their lives every day to make the world we live in a safer place.
God bless electricians.Submitted by: giorgiss
Egyptians go to the poles today, and I hope they nick their jobs.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently everyone hates the Polish for coming over here and taking our jobs.
Not Sean Connery though, he seems to think they all fight crime.Submitted by: giorgiss
A chav walked into a hospital.
"Are you here for the transfusion?" asked the doctor,
"Yes, blud."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got a temporary job emptying portable toilets.
I'm going to see how it pans out.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's something strange in my neighborhood!
I think I'll call Ghostbusters...they're better than the riot police!!Submitted by: giorgiss
Black people getting shot at, I'm beginning to think they like it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes to see a Psychiatrist.
' I had the worst dream of my life last night.I dreamt I was dancing with twelve of the most beautiful girls in the world, ' said the man.
' What was so bad about that, ' asked the Psychiatrist.
' I was the third girl from the end, 'replied the man. 'Submitted by: giorgiss
