I was talking to this guy in a pub and he told me he worked as a debt collector.
"That probably doesn't make you very popular," I said.
"Quite the opposite," he said. "Most people I visit ask me to come back another time."Submitted by: giorgiss
"You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence"
"Please don't hit me again, officer"Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend wants to be a bin man when he's older.
He's got rubbish aspirations.Submitted by: giorgiss
On a construction site there was a heated debate among craftsmen which would be the oldest profession on earth:
Mason:
-We are the oldest craftsmen, who do you think builded the pyramids and temples thousands of years ago ......
Painter:
-Oh I don't think so, since the days when people lived in caves the walls were painted with colours and figures ... that is sort of "painting"
While they were discussing it, there goes the electrician, hearing the discussion, and says:
- Ok guys, to finish the discussion, when God said "Let there be light!".... the cables were already installed!Submitted by: giorgiss
I was woken up by the bin men this morning.
They broke into my house and abducted my wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
Jury blames police for doing nothing to prevent the suicide of Fiona and Francecca Pilkington.
What's the betting that those jurors get their homes ransacked by the drugs squad tomorrow?Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you defend racism at the work place?
Best part of being a cop, you don't have to.Submitted by: giorgiss
Everyone should have precautions when going up Jordan's gash ...
Even her Gynaecologist has a caves and mines rescue team on standbySubmitted by: giorgiss
What's black but smells of Pakis?
My truncheon.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wasn't feeling too good after my operation.
"Come on, go out tonight. I'm sure you'll have a ball" said the Orchiectomy surgeon.Submitted by: giorgiss
