I'm in charge of the national armed forces.... generally speaking.
Submitted by: giorgiss
How come the BBC is the only outlet that seems unaware that one of their news teams is being beaten and detained in Lybia?
Suppose the answer is in the question.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Search resumes for missing Loch Etive fisherman
Guess he was just in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I look at my wife and her conjoined twin I think:
"Now there's a woman and a half..."Submitted by: giorgiss
I am trying to invent a board of some description which could be used to rest upon whilst somebody was drawing. Seem to have hit loads of problems though and I'm getting nowhere.
Oh well, back to the I don't know what.Submitted by: giorgiss
Daily Mail: "Manchester City have made their biggest signing of the summer by landing rock star fan Liam Gallagher...."
Seems weird, but i'm just gonna Roll With It.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just mastered the art of humility and I'm proud of it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC SPORT: "Tottenham in talks to sign Adebayor"
Hmmmm this could really be a shot in the foot in terms of Adebayor's career.
And the last thing they want is yet another black man getting shot over there.Submitted by: giorgiss
It was poker night and my mate randomly decided not to let me look at my cards.
What's the deal?Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a girl living in the playboy mansion in the Czech Republic?
Czechmate.Submitted by: giorgiss
