Knowledge is power. France is Bacon.
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The wife is like a box of chocolates, you always know what you're gonna get.
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I am feeling politely confrontational today. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
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My mate took a tumble the other day.
I don't know how he managed it, but he needed something to dry his clothes in.Submitted by: giorgiss
You scratch my back and I'll... probably have to lay low til the police conclude their DNA profiling.
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A bloke came up to me earlier and said "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
These graverobbers were never any good at bartering.Submitted by: giorgiss
A little bird told me, that my Schizophrenia is getting out of hand.
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Slinky: it really puts a spring on your step
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If God blessed the American Dollar so much, how come he sold it to the Chinese?
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I'm not tired,
I'm just trying to start a yawn trail.Submitted by: giorgiss
