My two mates asked me to stand in the cupboard while they discussed something important.
I don't know why they're keeping me in the dark.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into HMV and bought a DVD of the film "Happiness"
Just to prove a point.Submitted by: giorgiss
`That is the last straw or I've found a needle in a haystack.'
Submitted by: giorgiss
People who committ suicide with a fire-arm, always go out with a bang.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got back from a culinary course in Amsterdam.
I was absolutely disgusted with the Dutch method of cooking.Submitted by: giorgiss
We all want that shiny red apple, but sometimes we have to settle for what`s on the lower branch,
or in some cases we take what`s lying on the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
''An apple a day keeps the doctor away''
Unless It's in suppository form.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've had to stop free entry to my club for people with crabs...
They were just itching to get in.Submitted by: giorgiss
My daughter asked me if it would be OK for her to have a rhinoplasty procedure done.
''No skin off my nose,'' I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's no "I" in team but there's a "U" in squad.
Submitted by: giorgiss
