I used to be lazy, but that all changed when I stepped in a pool of glue
I've been working my socks off ever since.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't get along with my colleagues at simultaneous reading club.
We're just not on the same page.Submitted by: giorgiss
People say that what you put in is what you get out. These people have obviously never seen the movie Teeth.
Submitted by: giorgiss
