I would like to congratulate Tesco on their new record breaking bio degradeable shopping bags.
My bags started degrading before i even got in the car.
Nice one Tesco.Submitted by: giorgiss
First 'Habitable' planet found.Tesco have already applied for planning permission
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When in ASDA buying grapes, take one grape to the "serve yourself" till. When it is weighed it won't register on the scales so you will get it for free. Repeat this procedure a hundred times or so, and hey, presto! You have yourself a free bunch of grapes.
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I hate it when I am in a shop and I'm being served by a fat girl, it makes me feel so awkward.
I feel like I have to avoid looking at her in case she gets the wrong idea.Submitted by: giorgiss
I get far too exited when I go to B&Q.
Just yesterday, I walked straight in and got wood.Submitted by: giorgiss
Primark - keeping immigrants in work since 1969.
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Sky news - 'Victims family release CCTV of fatal attack'
It's available now on Amazon, 4.99.Submitted by: giorgiss
Can you believe these bag for life schemes in supermarkets?
How can they consider that a fair trade?Submitted by: giorgiss
Went shopping to Morrison's today and they've introduced free, electric mobility scooters. What a fantastic idea...
...I felt like I was on holiday in the States.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to Games Workshop today.
I wasn't buying anything; I just wanted to watch the people who were to boost my self-esteem.Submitted by: giorgiss
