Whoever said "good things come to those who wait" have obviously never shopped at PC World
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Last night my wife reminded me that it was our daughters birthday today and told me to go get her something. She also asked if i could get her a box of tissues because our son had a cold and some lube for later. So i popped off to the store and found my daughter a Miley Cyrus concert dvd, to which i took up to the counter along with the lube and a box of tissues.
Safe to say i am never going back there again...Submitted by: giorgiss
After TK Maxx's ill-fated free penknife with every coat promotion, they have also had to shelve plans to attract Muslims into the store by offering a free bomb with every rucksack
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I wrote a letter to the Royal Mail complaining about their services.
They didn't receive it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Walking through ASDA the other day I saw a Hannah Montana doll on the shelf.
As i looked at the doll the only words that stood out on the box were "Try Me"Submitted by: giorgiss
'Poundland - Everything for 1!'
What a scam! The other day when I brought everything to the checkout, the total came to 9,273.Submitted by: giorgiss
I accidently put my vegetable shopping in the same bag as my electronics.
Now my Wii smells of asparagus.Submitted by: giorgiss
''Hi, Welcome to Hollister, Would you like a torch?''
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When you post something with royal mail, it technically belongs to the Queen, Im posting a block of hash and getting her done for possession.
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When people see me and my wife, they always think we're so in love. I think it's because we're always holding hands.
The thing is, if I let go, she shops.Submitted by: giorgiss
