I won 1000 to spend in Primark.
I bought 25 shirts, 14 pairs of trousers, 6 pairs of trainers, 18 T-shirts and 10 hats.
Now I'm not sure what to spend the remaining 920 on.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been sacked from Asda for doing the stock take wrong.
On the plus side, I have enough Oxo to last a lifetime.Submitted by: giorgiss
Subway.
The only place where you'd actually be willing to pay a black man to give you 6 inches.Submitted by: giorgiss
Due to my constant speeding, tailgating, shunting, violent outbursts and running the occasional child over.
My wife has insisted that she pushes the trolley next time we go to the supermarket.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is everyone making such a big deal about the crisis at Iceland.
Let's face it, if the worst comes to the worst I'm going to Tesco.Submitted by: giorgiss
Went into a party shop earlier and was horrified at the prices of Balloons..
The rate of inflation on them is ridiculous.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was outside Tesco yesterday when a woman came out with her arms full of shopping. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew her skirt up, showing she was not wearing any underwear.
Dropping all the bags in an attempt to cover herself up, she looked at me and angrily said, "you're certainly no gentleman"
"That's funny," I replied, "I was thinking exactly the same thing."Submitted by: giorgiss
Aldi: Where the hourly wage is more than a weekly shop.
Submitted by: giorgiss
It's a real shame that after 100 years there will soon be no more Woolworth's.
Pick 'n Mix was great; where will children go now to learn how to shoplift?Submitted by: giorgiss
Last year another 300,000 families fell below the poverty line.
This has prompted the opening of a further 45 Lidls across the UK.Submitted by: giorgiss
