Picking a lock is very difficult
There were two in B&Q that I could decide between.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently Tesco have been aided by a well-known budget supermarket to get them through the credit crunch.
Well, every Lidl helps.Submitted by: giorgiss
Special offers mean a great deal to me.
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So Primark has pulled padded bikinis for 7 year olds, now my niece has nothing to go with her crotchless pants.
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I was in the supermarket earlier today looking to buy some salted peanuts, but all they had was unsalted.
I mean, thats just plain nuts.Submitted by: giorgiss
Who says I am afraid of commitment? This is a bag for life.
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I was in the shop waving my hands at the shopkeeper, then I picked up some wine and signaled to him.
He said, "Are you being served?"
I said, "No, Last of the summer wine, but good guess."Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought they'd started filming the sequel to Shaun Of The Dead on my local High Street at the weekend.
Turns out it was just the queue for Poundland.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tesco - 1.50 for 2 litres
Asda - 1.99 for 2x 2 litres
Sainsburys - 2.00 for 2 litres
Iceland - 50 a gram.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got a pair of shoes for every day of the year.
In fact I'm wearing them right now.Submitted by: giorgiss
