You know you're poor when you have to check the price tags in Primark.
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I went to buy shoes today.
I entered the shop. Saw shoes I liked. Got shoes in my size. Tried shoes. Liked shoes. Bought shoes. Left shop.
Entire process, 2 minutes 37 seconds.
Women take noteSubmitted by: giorgiss
I knew there was something wrong with Lidl, when I spent more money on the plastic bags than the food.
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Just saw this sign in a camping shop window,
This is the discount of our winter tent.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just told my girlfriend I'm taking her to a spa.
She's never been so excited about going shopping.Submitted by: giorgiss
Wouldn't it be funny if ASDA lost the price comparison test on the 52nd week?
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My wife and I went shopping to Tesco's, and as we were leaving her bag ripped open showering the contents all over the floor.
I would have helped, but not when it's her catheter.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into a second-hand shop the other day. I was looking through all of the films when I suddenly spotted Bambi for 20 whole English pounds.
I thought, "That's a little dear."Submitted by: giorgiss
VAT cut to 15%, will the pound shop now be called the 98p shop?
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I was just about to go to Waitrose to buy a pint of milk, but then I realised that I only had 40 on me.
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