I was out shopping earlier when I saw a bag of oranges that said "These oranges are fair trade."
So, just to confuse the cashier, I bought some blood oranges too.

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M&S have added tampons to their Simply range. They're called Simply Red

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Whats the betting Amazon has database latency problems before today's out.

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Ikea's new phrase is 'You dream it, we build it'. They are clearly relying on my dreams mostly being about cheap cupboards.

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I have a sudden urge to spend money I don't have on things I don't need.
I think I may be in touch with my feminine side.

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Why have pedigree not brought out a dog food that tastes like a postman's leg?

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Been to a department store shopping today with the Mrs because she's been banging on again about wanting a new lamp
Standard.

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I saw a bus the other day with an advert on the side for Asda saying: "There's no place like Asda".
Now I'm not sure about you, but I think Morrisons, Tesco and Sainsbury's are pretty similar to Asda.

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Tempo Clothing, "Sale Last Week!"
I thought, "Why are they telling me now?"

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Waitrose.
The easy way to lose your money.

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