I was suprised to see how bad dyslexia was when I browsed the 'Dyslexic's social forum'.
Or facebook as some people call it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'd like to thank all the women on facebook for posting on their status where they like to keep their handbags in a pathetic attempt to try and sound dirty by saying "I like it on the kitchen table". It really made my day.
Its saved me a fortune on batteries not having to use my torch.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know your party's going well when someone checks their Facebook half way though it.
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I read the headline "Facebook Buys Instagram" and I was excited up until I found out Instagram is a photo app not a really fast drug dealer.
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Just started following Cheryl Cole on Twitter.
Try and top that, restraining order.Submitted by: giorgiss
Since twitter is down, are the world's media going to come here for quotes if someone dies? I hope so, I really do.
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Nothing says 'I should get out more at the weekends' quite like appearing offline.
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My wife's banned me from using facebook, after posting a picture of her to my daughters request for a cow on farmville.
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"Brb" - saving awkward conversations since 1995.
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According to Facebook, 57,073 people "like" Umbro.
Whats the population of Birmingham again?Submitted by: giorgiss
