Jokes in category: “social networks”:

I'm shocked at the news this morning that AOL plan to close down bebo because of the fall in users, I do please encourage people to join my facebook group "save bebo."

Submitted by: giorgiss

My Facebook status currently reads "does anybody know how to stop chronic diarrhoea?".
I've had several thumbs up so far.

Submitted by: giorgiss

ELIZABETH FRITZL is stuck in again all day today.
(23 minutes ago)
Joseph Fritzl likes this.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I have just opened up a Facebook account, which I have called 'No One'.
Now, whenever I send someone a friend request, they read 'No One wants to be your friend' on their screen.
And people wonder why the human race has such simple pleasures.

Submitted by: giorgiss

BBC NEWS 'Boy detained for Facebook murder'
What did he do? Poke him to death?

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I'm constantly on instant messenger, chat rooms and facebook, and because of this my girlfriend says I'm unable to show emotion.
I was surprised, so I pulled this face :-O

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So sad. The oldest person on Bebo has died aged 23.

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Sickipedia - The only place where your crimes against humanity are outweighed by your comic ability.

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You can now use a new service on Twitter called Twitter With! Simply type TW followed by the relevant celebrity. For instance:
TW@piersmorgan

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The last time I updated my status on Facebook, I posted it in Chinese.
9 people riked it.

Submitted by: giorgiss