Knock Knock
Who's there?
A 14 year old.
A 14 year old who?
A 14 year old who steals jokes of this website then makes them into a Facebook group so I can't be funny one in my group any more.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend left her Facebook account logged in earlier, so I had to 'Facerape her'.
Then I put some amusing stuff as her status.Submitted by: giorgiss
Seeing as most of you are complaining about the new Facebook layout, I will take this opportunity to say they've done a great thing.
It's really good they let children with cerebral palsy design the new Facebook, they don't usually get many opportunities in life.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder if the people of Alaska update their facebook status every time it snows.
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Shall we have a Twitter strike as well? Just harnessing the momentum? "What do we want?" "More than 140 characters" "When do we want it?" "N
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Isn't it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub.
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I was recently invited to join a group on Facebook called "RIP Michael Jackson"
So I joined, and did exactly that.
I was promptly removed from said group.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook Groups. Making us all realise we are not as unique as we think.
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I've just seen the group on facebook: "Manchester United is my Religion, Old Trafford is my Church."
I'm Catholic and I never go to Church either.Submitted by: giorgiss
At our 5-a-side game today I totally sent the keeper the wrong way.
I told him we were playing at home.Submitted by: giorgiss
